Amy: "Can we get a Christmas tree? There's a slim 9 foot pre-lit on sale at Joann Fabrics."
Amy: "Why? It can't be THAT big."
A little while later Russ began to assemble the 12 footer that he bought...
Amy: "Don't you think it's a little too big?"
Russ: "Let's finish putting it up and see."
Amy: "It's huge. People are going to make fun of us for our oversized tree. I've never seen a tree this big in a house before."
Russ: "It's not that bad. I like it! It's cool. If you're gonna put up a Christmas tree, it might as well be a big one. Besides, it's staying up now after all that work."
Amy: "I'd like to officially go on the record by saying that I wanted the 9 foot slim tree from Joann's."
Russ: "Okay Scrooge."
Amy: "We should blog this conversation."
Russ: "We should title it 'Mines Bigger Than Yours'."
Amy: "That sounds perverted."